The New In-law
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter in law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters in law are well trained and well mannered!!!!! They don't come to change the family, they are there to............ The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want ! to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years". "What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law. "What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law): Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to Clean should continue cleaning". "Then what are you here for?" Asked the mother in law. "As for me, my job is to entertain your son!"
Economics
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while herhusband is at work, not aware that 9-year-old sonwas hiding in the closet.Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid herlover in the closet.The boy now has company.Boy: "Dark in here."Man: "Yes it is."Boy: "I have a baseball."Man: "That's nice."Boy: "Want to buy it?"Man: "No, thanks."Boy: "My dad's outside."Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "$250."In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boyand the mom's lover are in the closet together.Boy: "Dark in here."Man: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a baseball glove."Man: "How much?"Boy: "$750."Man: "Fine."A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grabyour glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."his father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"The son says, "$1000."The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge yourfriends like that. That is way more than those twothings cost. I'm going to take you to church andmake you confess."They go to church and the father alerts the priestand makes the little boy sit in the confession boothand closes the door.The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."
