Singapore Ido(L)its
Oh for the love of God … another of Channel 5’s lame attempts at imitating the yanks is back on the telly. Singapore Idol was launched again yesterday after a year’s absence.
One of the most painful things to watch is Dick Lee’s attempts at doing a “Simon”.
For crying out loud if you’re witless …. You’re witless. Talk about bad acting and worse still … bad one liner’s!! You don’t have bad one liner’s. You have horrible one liner’s. Your attempts at embarrassing the contestants are …. Lame.
Come on … what in Karma’s name were you thinking when you went :
“You sound like a bird” “ a crow” – Punch line is crappy
“You’re lucky the rose on your coat is fake or it would have died” – You stupid punk it was real. And you’re come back on that – “no wonder it looks dead” .
For goodness sake that was even worse than you’re first attempt!! First you implied the rose is healthy and looking good, now you say it looks dead. Talk about Egg on your FACE. In your case to put it into layman’s terms, Shitting and eating in the same place!!
And I wonder who the flying fuck is the commentator for the trailer that said that “Dick lee’s witty comments”. Its pretty obvious that you have a very “intellectual” and highly “sophisticated” sense of humor. A sense that could only be matched by the kookaburra!!
To all those who were looking for their 5 minutes of fame, especially those who allowed Channel 5 to make a fool of them … I congratulate you.
Here’s some parting words.
5 Minutes of Fame
A lifetime of Shame
Only yourself to Blame
Go hide under some rocks, you’re all bloody lame!!
