Men and the toilet
Now I know not many of you ladies out there have been into the gents. I dare say that there ought to be a couple of you who may have more than enough exposure to know the gents rather intimately. But on the whole I shall presume that you’re experiences are limited to what you have witnessed on the big screen.
In case you ladies out there are wondering if men, gifted with the ability to aim (and yet still wet the seats) do aim at the urinals? Well the answer is YES . But its like sex, most of the time concentration only lasts at the start of the event after that it tally-ho anything goes. After all you want to make sure you don’t accidentally wet your pants.
However for some reason quite a number of men do not seem to be able to finish the way they started (please refer to sex). For some reason just as the end is nearing they dribble all about. And even when they stand like they’re doing the urinal they seem to be very generous in leaving remnants of their activity behind all over the floor.
Guys remember this a flick or two to clear the excess is ok. Anything more and you’re playing with yourselves. You ought to look at the way some of them work themselves. They look like they’re trying to hold onto a struggling fish. Or else they look like they’re having a game of tug of war.
Then there’s Mr. Autobahn between my legs. These guys either have really short ****s or are really bad at aiming or they may have elephant balls or maybe they’re just shy. Shy? Why you ask? Well as you may now know from the big screen guys just have to take a look. Some stare and that can be freaky. Others steal a number of glimpses. Well back to the story. Instead of just occupying their own urinal space they spread their legs wide enough to dominate 3 urinals. And it can be rather an irritant especially when the other urinals are occupied as well as the cubicles. In order to utilize the urinal you have to position yourself so that you’re slightly angled. After all its not nice to disturb a man in the middle of his business.
